Day 1 - Entry 1

Today, as I was searching for components to build a new subspace communicator, I saw two humans and decided to approach them for study. One was really hairy while the other was thin and had what I can only explain as two lumps growing out of its chest. They insisted on touching me, and for science I let them. When I started whipping my tail at them they persisted; the outrage.

It was then that I noticed a previously undocumented physiological and physical response. They called it Purring. More accurately it is a rapid movement of the muscles of my larynx, combined with movement of the diaphragm. I measured the muscle spasms moving at around 20 to 30 times per second, and as the air touched the vibrating muscles I began to produce a sound, a very pleasant sound that seemed to relax my entire body and dull my mind.

At first, I considered these bipedal monkeys to be as harmless as they are unintelligent. I fear I have underestimated them. Once I was in a cathartic state, the hairy one grabbed me and took me inside. My training has failed me and I fear that I am trapped, INSIDE. I am not going to lie, I am scared. What if these monsters are going to eat me. I know nothing about them. My only chance is to vigilantly keep watch of their comings and goings. If I learn their schedules I might be able to time an escape through their wooden porthole.

Why did the stones have to malfunction and drop me on the blasted reality? Why did my subspace communicator have to get destroyed during materialization? This was to be my first holiday in 372 years. I am going to find somewhere to hide. I want to go home.